Should have been more specific...

All four new responses are disqualified for illegal possession of dick. I couldn't say 'dick need not apply' in my post at the NIC, but if any of them bothered to read between the lines, they could have saved themselves the trouble (the guy who apologized for being a man knew what the deal was). I know how hard it is to compose something in a foreign language. I hope they didn't spend too much time writing those...

I would like to learn more about Japan and get out to see some more things, so I may contact the guy who lived in California (his English seems pretty solid). We'll see.