Friday

I'm including photos of myself doing jack shit in this post. I don't think a picture of me drinking coffee is particularly interesting but I do think everyone appreciates visuals. Maybe I'm thinking of 'everyone appreciates porn.' I can't really remember.

So one of my dad's daily rituals (the naked goat-sacrificing is only a special occasion kind-of-thing) is to drink a little Bailey's in his coffee. As my last roommate left us an unopened bottle of Bailey's, I thought I'd celebrate a day without work and have a cup. It was nice and set the pace of the day. That pace included studying Japanese, reading, and lying to my boss when she showed up today.

As long as I'm mentioning my dad, he's been hitting his emails out of the park with these random quotes and bits of wisdom. The most recent:

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.

“Which road do I take?” she asked.

“Where do you want to go?” was his response.

“I don't know,” Alice answered.

“Then,” said the cat, “it doesn't matter.”



If you don't like it, feel free to catch crabs.