My oyster

I just applied for jobs in Tokyo, Beijing, and Shanghai. It was a pretty half-ass attempt if I do say so myself. The cover letter sounds short and generic and the version of Word on this god-damned computer won't stay in English for more than 5 seconds at a time, so there are probably errors and stylistic mistakes.

What am I qualified to do other than teach English? Not that teaching English is so bad but isn't there something more glamorous that my $120,000 brain can do? Like harvesting organs from prison populations (free-lance) or spying for the US government?

I'm here and people seem to trust me, that's all I'm saying Bush administration.